Si se pasa el "Help us" al revés, se escucha "It's still alive...".
Y respecto al origen del monstruo, esto lleva unos días rondando por los intranets:
The beginning of the truth is in the Slusho! history page. Slusho!'s existence was the brainchild of one Noriko Yoshida, nicknamed "the smallest whale" by her classmates because of her endless consumption of beverages. She loved drinks so much she searched for the perfect drink. She'd mix different fruits and vegetables and other ingredients searching for "the perfect beverage". Every year she'd try to make a flavor more intoxicating than the last, but she never did find the perfect drink.
Her son, Ganu Yoshida, carried his mother's thirst (no pun intended) for discovery, but he longed for science and so he joined Tagruato Corp. With Tagruato, he and a search team came upon a deep sea property unlike any other; they called it "seabed's nectar". The night they found it, Ganu had a dream. He was a small fish and a whale came to him with the nectar. The whale told him to drink and he did. Ganu grew from a small fish into an enormous whale and then Ganu knew what to do with the seabed's nectar; it was the key ingredient for the perfect drink. However, because of it's frozen state, Ganu knew it was best to preserve it and sell it as a frozen beverage.
Tagruato made Slusho! a subsidiary of theirs, drilling all over the world for seabed's nectar. It was a smash in Japan, but here's where things get scary.
I direct you to the Slusho! "happy talk" link, where a little boy, a little girl, and random animals talk about how they love Slusho!.
"Slusho makes my toes happy like the whales!"
"Dear Slusho! Bring it to England Please! I NEED THE FLAVA! Please?!?!"
"Everything is the best happy-time!! Lucky and satisfy!!!!"
"Yeeeeeeeeahaaaa! What's the upward notion of your doings???"
"slusho the world"
"All your slusho is belong to us"
"Bryan Happy! Slusho Happy! Everybody Happy!!!!"
"I drank some Slusho last night and have been laughing ever since! Thanks!!"
You know... Slusho! sounds a lot like a drug, don't you think? Its consumers as it shows are practically addicts.
Now Tagruato has been deep sea drilling for the underwater drug for years now. But they have their enemies, most notably T.I.D.O.wave, a radical environmentalist group that hacked Tagruato's site several times with what appeared to be pages of a book explaining that Tagruato was hiding something about seabed's nectar. They attempted to investigate with the creation of their new rig, the Chuai Station. This station would be the first for supplying seabed's nectar for Slusho! consumption in the western world.
However...
Tagruato blamed this disaster on T.I.D.O., who in turn insisted the station was gone when they got there. 1-18-08.com though shows three pictures of the event; the evacuation, the sinking, and most notably, a night-vision shot of an all-out arsenal on "something" within the water.
Given the location of the Chuai Station in the middle of the Atlantic, it's impossible we would have seen THE monster fall from the sky. The object that fell is nothing more than a red herring.
Now then, we know seabed's nectar is dangerous and that from Ganu's dream, it can make small things big... under the Chuai Station was something feeding on seabed's nectar for years. A hopeless addict, growing bigger, stronger, mutating from a small creature to a monstrosity. Tagruato came to take that creature's "fix" away from it. Naturally, the creature was p!ssed and attacked.
In the 1-18-08 pictures you can see something pixelated in one of the Chuai incidents, perhaps the monster, but what is clear is that we know Cloverfield came from and we know why it's on a rampage, but how did it get to New York?
Well, that's actually rather easy. After the Chuai incident, the monster searched for it's fix. It found a Tagruato "oil tanker". I put that in quotations because we know Tagruato was drilling seabed's nectar now; an ingredient with addictive properties that are best kept under wraps. At the same time, Ganu Yoshida was on his way to NYC for talks about distributing Slusho! to America. Likewise, Rob, as he said on his MySpace page, said that he had taken a job from Slusho! as VP for Promotions and Marketing for the US sector.
The Cloverfield monster followed Ganu and his seabed nectar supply to the US and attacked, irritated, enraged, possibility hallucinating from the withdrawls. It knocked over the tanker, tried to get it's fix, but blew it up instead, and in a rage, it went on it's devestating run through Manhattan.
Now, to tie-up on more loose end; the creatures that fell off the monster look much like super-sized whale lice, following in tune that the creature was grew to something abnormal from the seabed's nectar. Likewise, the parasitic underwater lice grew from drinking the source from the creature's blood.
In conclusion, Cloverfield is the result of an Eastern corporate conspiracy and their quest to make the world addicted to their frozen beverage.
Al menos explicaría el maldito marketing de Slusho.
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Re: Cloverfield, de Matt Reeves (produce J.J. Abrams)
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