1) One of these actors from THREE MEN AND A BABY is a bad actor. Who is it?

Tom Selleck

Ted Danson

Nancy Travis

Steve Guttenberg

Keanu Reeves (alright, so he's not in the movie, but how can we have this quiz without mentioning him once?)

2) Only one of these great 1980s actors is now reduced to making B-straight-to-video clunkers. Who is it?

Robert Downey Jr.

Kevin Kline

Eric Roberts

Emilio Estevez- actually he isn't making any movies

Jeff Goldblum

3) Only one of these films doesn't star either that idiot Stephen Baldwin or that asshole Pauly Shore. Which one?

Trial and Error

Bio-Dome

Threesome

Encino Man

Son-in-Law

4) Why are Madonna and Courtney Love such awful actresses?

Because they're ugly

Because they can't act

Because they can't sing

Because one's a slut and the other a junkie

All of the above

5) Terrible actor = ?

Robert DeNiro

Tom Hanks

Paul Newman

Marlon Brando (pre-Superman)

Mark Hamill

6) Terrible actress = ?

Meryl Streep

Drew Barrymore

Jodie Foster

Holly Hunter

Emma Thompson

7) Terrible quiz = ?

Television game show Jeopardy

Board game Trivial Pursuit

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

Indiana Sev's childish internet movie quiz

Fuck you, man...you try coming up with clever quizzes every other week on dick pay!

8) Who's the best actor/actress in the Arquette family?

Patricia Arquette

Rosanna Arquette

David Arquette

Alexis Arquette

Tennis Racquette

9) Who's the worst actor in the Baldwin family? (three possible answers)

Alec Baldwin

William Baldwin

Stephen Baldwin

Daniel Baldwin

Cokehead Gary Busey

10) That little kid from THE PHANTOM MENACE was pretty bad. His name is...

Patrick Dempsey

Jake Lloyd

Beau Bridges

Jar Jar Binks

Corey Haim