El DespilfarraPost del FrikiMerchandising!!!

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pero eso de "Sin City" que es: una película, un anime, manga, etc

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:freak

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:apaleao :apaleao

Bueno, lo prometido es deuda (¿que no había prometido nada? ajo y agua) y aquí está la foto del especimen.
El frasco es Made in China. Lo compré en un chino por 2€, y aunque no me acaba de convencer la tapa, era el único con la boca lo bastante grande para que entrase el cabezón este (es que tiene un tarro que ni Stewey, vamos).
El agua está coloreada con un poco de café que sobró del desayuno y le he echado el talco por la superficie (y queda asquerosamente perfecto).

http://personales.ya.com/txusete/Markus/Specimen.jpg

De toda esta experiencia, me quedo con la reflexión de mi santa y paciente madre:
"Hay gustos que merecen palos"
¡Tranqui, ma, que en febrero me mudo! :lol

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Iniciado por Kushtar

De toda esta experiencia, me quedo con la reflexión de mi santa y paciente madre:
"Hay gustos que merecen palos"
¡Tranqui, ma, que en febrero me mudo! :lol

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:hail

Joder, a tu madre le dara un jamacuco si abre la nevera de noche a por un yogur :laleche.

Siento el retraso (se me habia extraviado la contraseña del Photobucket), aqui las fotos dela serie 2 de Alien Vs. Predator:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...PSerie2001.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...PSerie2002.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...PSerie2003.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...PSerie2004.jpg



Y aqui, las de las dos figuras de Spidey:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ermanDS001.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ermanDS002.jpg

Lord Vader, frikiman!!!! :D

¡¡¡Alucinante el feto!!! :alloro

¿Conoceis alguna tienda física dónde comprarlo? O algo que no sea eBay, al menos...

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¡¡¡Alucinante el feto!!! :alloro

¿Conoceis alguna tienda física dónde comprarlo? O algo que no sea eBay, al menos...

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Joe, si que sois frikis :chalao

Yo entro esto en casa y me veo fuera en el pu*o jardin durmiendo todo el verano.

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Yo entro esto en casa y me veo fuera en el pu*o jardin durmiendo todo el verano.

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Y yo posiblemente también, pero ese feto es alucinante y tiene que ser mío :lol

Estos son algunos de los "bichitos" nuevos aque han llegado a vivir a mi casa:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2..._/DSC00261.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2..._/DSC00252.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2..._/DSC00249.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2..._/DSC00248.jpg

..y el feto del alien, del que aun no tengo bote :))

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2..._/DSC00258.jpg

Berti, ¿Vives en la seccion de dvd del Corte Ingles? :blink

¿lo dices por el fondo?

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¿lo dices por el fondo?

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¿Tu que crees? :D

En un minuto cuelgo un par de fotos del "fondo" en el post de nuestras dvdtecas

Bertie ¿donde has conseguido el busto de Riddick? Es que estoy buscando uno asi.

Me acaba de llamar mi Wat comentandome que han llegado a casa dos paquetes, y que uno de ellos al abrirlo, lo único que se ha atreveido a entrever a sido el culo de una cosa muy asquerosa, y que coones era eso. Ni que decir tiene que he deducido que era el feto alienígena. :agradecido


Un abrazo!

El busto de Riddick, en Ebay, es relativamente facil de encontrar, y mas o menos asequible, me costó veintipocos dolares mas gastos (lo combiné con otros articulos del vendedor para abaratar). Las gafas son de quita y pon.

Neca acaba de anunciar esto para junio del 2006

http://www.swisscollectors.ch/xtnews...pizz_lair1.jpg

:babas

Editado por error en la fecha de salida

:mola

¿Vendrá en una sola pieza?

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:mola

¿Vendrá en una sola pieza?

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Pues si vienen las figuras, y el diorama esta limitado a 5000 piezas numerotadas y cada una vendra con una litografia firmada por el propio Barker. Su precio: 50 dolares.

Mas informacion (en frances): aqui

En cuanto,le eche el ojo en Ebay, esto se viene pa casita :mola

Yo lo que me pido es esto, que sale ya mismo!!

http://membres.lycos.fr/gorezone/pix...ringdesign.jpg

El queco de SAMARA se puede separar por la cintura, y meter la mitad superior en la TV. El pelo además es flexible y "poseable"

:mola

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Asombros generales por mi ignorancia (cierta en este caso)

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Deberíais saber que muy pocas cosas llegan al espacio Vorlon ;)

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Es un cómic de género negro de Frank Miller del que Robert Rodríguez acaba de hacer una adaptación al cine.

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Me lo apunto, muy pocas veces se encuentra uno con la posibilidad de que haya algo en potencia fetén que no conoce y lo puede disfrutar de golpe y partiendo de cero. Anda que no pagaría yo por poder ver virginalmente de nuevo DS9, Babylon 5 o The X-files entre muchas otras cosas. Ahora, los que lo habéis leído comentadme: ¿qué tal anda la traducción que ha realizado Norma y la calidad del papel y entintado? porque al precio que los vende norma, o es de buena calidad o me tiro a USA que sale más barato y fijo que no se pierden cosas como en las típicas chapuceras traducciones de aquestos lares.

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Lo digo porque he visto algún artículo bastante caro, que se ha quedado sin pujadores y el precio de salida estaba a 1,99 €. Si hubiera pujado a ultima hora... ¿que habría pasado?

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¿Te has fijado en los gastos de envío? Lo digo porque hay muchos artículos que tienen un precio irrisorio, pero luego tienen unos gastos de envío que son, en realidad, el precio del artículo. Ej. Una persona te vende una cámara digital por 1US$, pero no te cierra los gastos de envío y luego estos son de 300US$. Se hace, entre otras cosas, para que eBay no se lleve el % real (aunque ya trinca de PayPal) y es mucho más cómodo para gente que se despreocupa de los precios y quiere un trato directo previo a la venta con el cliente.

Te dejo un quote de uno de los que llamo yo "charming seller", puede que te ayude. Lo encontré recientemente en una página personal de un vendedor de eBay. Encantador el chicho (y xenófobo, por cierto):

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Hey eBay, why don't you do something USEFUL?

I am absolutely SICK of getting scammed on eBay. It's funny how eBay keeps adding new rules which make it harder and harder for legit customers to buy and sell items while they do nothing about all the assholes out there who screw legitimate buyers and sellers all the time. Stop raising fees and start making rules that prevent me from getting screwed all the time. That's what I want.

Here are some perfect examples of how people get screwed on eBay:

Someone wins your auction but never pays for it and ignores all your emails (or responds to all your emails telling you that the money is "coming", until the date passes for you to be able to file for your listing fees back, and then they agree that they are total assholes and had actually never intended on paying for the item in the first place.)
Someone wins your auction, pays for it, and then claims they never got it. They either A) File for a refund from PayPal (and then PayPal steals the money out of your account), or B) Threaten to call law enforcement on you until you refund them their money.
You win an auction but never receive the item. They keep telling you "it's coming" until it becomes too late to file for your money back.
It's become a common practice for people to sign up new usernames on eBay and intentionally bid on competing items (or Buy-it-now), to remove the competition so their item will sell for a couple of pennies higher. And then of course, not pay for it (sure go ahead, give their dummy screenname a negative feedback, see if they give a damn). Anyway my friend got screwed selling a bunch of game tickets that way.

And eBay does NOTHING to stop it! It used to be that 1 out of 10 or so auctions, you'd find yourself involved with a non-paying bidder, and you'd just relist the item and eat the couple of bucks you lost on listing fees. Either that or log into your eBay account several times a day, for several weeks, and keep updated on the status of your non-paying bidder, keep on letting eBay know that "yes indeed, the jackass still has not paid for his won item", and then, after long hard work and effort, you'd receive your listing fee back, but I think you're still screwed on your final value fee, which is the big one... But anyway, it used to happen every once-in-so-often. Now it happens like every time. I had to list an item 4 times before someone won it and actually payed for it. What kind of crap is that? The item also went down $50 during the period of time (about a month) when I kept relisting the item. So I got screwed out of pocket about $50 plus another at least $10 in listing fees.

eBay recently added a new feature: You can set up an auction so that someone with a (-1) or lower feedback cannot bid on your auction. Congratulations eBay, real smart there. How about setting up eBay so that anyone with the word "Jackass" printed on their forehead can't bid on my items? How about doing something actually smart, like a rating system where people can only bid on items within their designated allowance, eg. A person with less than 5 feedback can only bid on items up to $30, people with less than 20 feedback can't bid on items over $500, etc. (unless of course they email the seller and he gives them special permission to bid on his item). How about that, eBay? Now I'm a stupid moron who took Calculus 1 twice, Chem 1 twice, and Calculus 2 three times, and I can think of that, but you can't.

How about those stupid moron last-second bidders who think they've got a steal by winning your auction for a 42' Plasma TV for $.99 without realizing that there's $400 shipping on it? Then they have the nerve to leave you a negative feedback because they are a stupid moron who didn't look at the shipping costs before bidding. Then there are those idiots who email you while your auction is up, begging for a bargain on shipping. I'm charging $20 shipping on a $400 cell phone and they want cheaper shipping. How about, "quit wasting my time, bitch". You see, it's really simple: Those of us with actual brains figure the shipping costs into our bids, and bid accordingly, meaning that if the shipping was $10 less, the auction would probably be bid up another $10 by a person who is not a total retard.

Anyway, here is how to get screwed "less" on eBay.

Don't use eBay. Sell your stuff to friends.
Put up a big notice on your auction that says "no foreign bidders. Yes Canadians, this means you". You see, even if you mention that no foreign bidders are allowed, Canadians still think they're allowed to bid... Canadians think they're our 51st state, but you know what I have to say to that?
Anyway, put up a clear notice that if someone who isn't from the US wins your auction, you will promptly refund their money and leave them a negative feedback. And do it. Then, in the later auctions, put a link to your feedback section where people can see that you've actually received negative feedbacks for refusing to sell to foreigners, and that you mean business.
Give yourself an "I am not a jackass" award, and prominently display it on all your eBay auctions. It means a lot more than an eBay powerseller award, trust me.
Only accept PayPal or money orders for your auctions. Only pay your own winning auctions with PayPal.
Insist on mandatory insurance on all your auctions. eBay lets you do it. Then, insure the thing when you ship it out. Also get tracking. Only bid on items that allow you to get insurance. Get the insurace.
As mentioned before about a rating system, you can have your own on even if eBay doesn't do it themselves. Make up a feedback score for which anyone having a rating below that, you will not sell your item to, and refund the money to anyone not meeting that feedback score. Also, say that you are going to do that in the listing, otherwise it's only half as useful.
If you have an internet girlfriend in Arizona, and are buying/selling something for her, be sure to have the item ship to YOUR address. It is also important (yes, it is) that when selling things for her, you ship it out from your address as well, otherwise the guy can claim he never got it and you're pretty much screwed because you have no way of proving it...
Only ship items to PayPal confirmed addresses
Insist on ending the auction at it's proper time. Don't take any of that "I'll give you $500 for your $60 item if you end the auction now and allow me to pay through Western Union, (oh and btw I live in Malaysia)", crap.
When someone wins your auction you get their address. If they don't pay, go down to their home and beat their ass.

Also, be careful when accepting payments from someone using PayPal, for non-auctions. (this means your friend Dave owes you $100 bucks and he PayPal's it over to you instead of driving his lazy ass over to your house and just handing it to you). You can get screwed. If some jerk claims he never got Dave's MP3 Player, or whatever he shipped out to the guy, the guy can claim for a refund and what happens is, it subtracts the value out of Dave's account. However, if Dave doesn't have money in the account, it subtracts it out of the account of anyone who Dave sent a non-eBay payment to (you). I know, it's outrageous, but it really happened to a friend of mine, so I know it can happen. It's probably somewhere there in their 5-million word agreement which nobody ever reads and just hits the "I agree" on, too.

Anyway, if you follow all of these guidelines, you will probably get screwed on eBay just a tad bit less. I'm sorry but this is really the best I can do. If you don't like getting screwed, then just don't use eBay.......or have friends.......or talk to people.......or anything.

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Y aqui, las de las dos figuras de Spidey:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ermanDS001.jpg

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Ésta de Spidey con el duede es de PVC o de resina. Tiene pinta de lo primero, pero bueno es saberlo porque es maja de narices.

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Neca acaba de anunciar esto para junio del 2006

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Tiene buena pinta, pero son iguales que las mismas figuras que hay ahora a la venta. Lo malo de Neca y McF es que pierden MUCHO vistas en directo. Sin ir más lejo, el Pinhead majo que tienen a la venta, visto cara a cara (que es igual que éste de la foto) parece que está, con perdón, cagando y es demasiado gris azulado. Con estas 2 compañías hay que tener mucho cuidadín con la luz -veasé cualquier figura de Alien- y con el PS -el 100% de lo puesto en su página-. Ni Madonna con la espátula de baselina en una sesión de fotos lo mejora.

Agarraos, que en las búsquedas que me ha enviado eBay para lo del feto me ha enviado la siguiente:

http://cgi.ebay.com/PIC-OF-FETUS-IN-...temZ5604181562

O es una almorrana con forma de feto o han hecho un montaje de narices. Ahroa, que el tío de la colonoscopia me parece que era un poco guarrete porque antes de hacerte una te mandan 3 días antes un régimen estricto y justo el día anterior unos sobrecitos que te dejan más limpio que el coche del chico de Karate Kid.

Mira que se subastan cosas raras en eBay.

VeteBono.

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Ésta de Spidey con el duede es de PVC o de resina. Tiene pinta de lo primero, pero bueno es saberlo porque es maja de narices.

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Es resina, son limitadas, y producidas por Diamond Select

T-800 Cinemaquette: Lo que hacen unas buenas fotos de estudio:

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/2...arison11xn.jpg
http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/9...arison35ao.jpg
http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8...arison25nq.jpg

Recordar que esta estatua vale unos 1500 euros.

¿Alguien puede entrar en eBay o PayPal? Yo no he podido en toda la tarde... :?

Yo he ganado dos subastas hoy y las he pagado.