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Re: Las Rusas Que Buscan La Pasta O A La Persona
vaya timazo... el que caiga es para matarlo.
Un saludo.
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Que alguien me coja que estoy a punto de caer :cuniao, escondedme el tecladooooooo que caigoooooooooo :mparto
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¿Para cuando vamos a organizar una respuesta del forero "Mundoduvedito" a una de esas rusas, con extenso seguimiento y copy&paste en este hilo?
Yo creo que ya está madura la cosa, ¿no? :cafe
Manu1oo1
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Debo estar enfermo, pero de la segunda rusa de esa web, las tres fotos que salen las veo tremendamente provocativas y con segundas y hasta terceras intenciones :sudor
PD: Voy a contar hasta cien mil. Uno, dos, tres...
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Re: Las Rusas Que Buscan La Pasta O A La Persona
En esta foto de las rusas que buscan marido, el arbol tiene algun significado simbólico?
http://aycu30.webshots.com/image/421...1469012_rs.jpg
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En esta foto de las rusas que buscan marido, el arbol tiene algun significado simbólico?
Sí, que tiene elefantiasis vaginal.
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Sí, que tiene elefantiasis vaginal.
:mparto pero no significa que busca a un hombre fuerte como un roble?, teneis la mente muy sucia :disimulo
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Re: Las Rusas Que Buscan La Pasta O A La Persona
Y habeis probado a descubrir si solo buscan hombres o si, como lo que cuenta es joderte el dinero, les vale incluso una abuela d 89 años?
Por reirnos un poco más, vamos
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pero no significa que busca a un hombre fuerte como un roble?
En todo caso te está diciendo que te la quiere poner como un roble para luego dejarte más seco que la mojama, tanto interna como bancariamente (toma palabra inventada)
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En todo caso te está diciendo que te la quiere poner como un roble para luego dejarte más seco que la mojama, tanto interna como bancariamente (toma palabra inventada)
Mientras me limpie el esmegma cada mañana por mi que se quede con mi nomina entera ;)
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Hombre, mirado de esa forma.... que pena los que somos judíos y no tenemos esmegma.
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Hombre, mirado de esa forma.... que pena los que somos judíos y no tenemos esmegma.
Bueno no te preocupes no se puede tener todo en esta vida, con lo apañadas que son las rusas, se busca otra función para las mañanas, no se? lavar los platos :P
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Que me enseñen cirílico mejor. [abstenerse chistes sobre enseñar el ciruelo]
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Que me enseñen cirílico mejor. [abstenerse chistes sobre enseñar el ciruelo]
Pues si quieres escribir cirilico con tu teclado te va ha ser imposible, mejor que te enseñe ha hacer ganchillo.
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En esta foto de las rusas que buscan marido, el arbol tiene algun significado simbólico?
No puede ser, ¿es qué necesita ser explicado?... :sudor :sudor
:nube :nube :nube :nube
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Me has convencido, que me envien una con un lazo rojo.
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Dear sweet XXXXXXX
I'm a spanish male, single, confortable economic position and live in xxxxxxxx.
Here the sun is shinny most days and weather is really good to do any outdoor activity L)
Since my last relationship I've been living alone and without too much social activity, but even then, I had a few sporadic relationships with spanish women.
I've just readed that you are xx years old, have a PHD in Physics Sciences, theoremas in complex multi Gaussian fields under Uranium influences.
You like dancing, traveling and like me, you love watching a movie in cinemas instead of in TV.
I think we can be twin souls. I'm looking for a pretty and young woman, sweet and calm. You don't understand any spanish word and I don't understand any russian, so I think this will be a very grateful advantage for you and me... without speaking between us, Im really sure we won't discuss.
As I were saying, you pics are really sweet and I wish you were really the girl pictured, not a fat and ugly marine seal.
In your pics, I can't really appreciate the size of your breasts. I'm from a very rare religious split that thinks that the soul splendor is projected inside the breasts, so if you're less than a 34DD, please, don't anwser to this mail, since I'm really a very relogious guy.
Excuse me if I'm being too direct, but as spaniards say: "Things clear and chocolate thick". If you didn't understand last phrase, don't worry, it's not important, but the "less than 34DD, NO, COÑO, NO!!!" really do.
I'm very romantic. Here the spaniards demonstrates the love to a woman transforming our voice into a saint's one. "Torrente" is one of ours, so I'm sure that you'll be very pleasant with me each time I tell you "vamos, chata, hazme una little cleaning of my spade before I left home for going to work, que tengo las cantimploras llenas de amor!!!!, come'on swallow, swallow!!!"
You like dancing and I like watching a beautiful girl dance for me, specially if you are wearing a "chacha" look.
With me, your PHD is irrelevant, I don't mind even if you don't know how to make an "O" with a "laugh cigarrete".
Hope you are in love with me as I'm in love with you, my beautiful and sweet poppy.
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"vamos, chata, hazme una little cleaning of my spade before I left home for going to work, que tengo las cantimploras llenas de amor!!!!
:mparto :mparto :mparto :mparto :mparto :mparto :mparto
Manu1oo1
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Dear sweet XXXXXXX
I'm a spanish male, single, confortable economic position and live in xxxxxxxx.
Here the sun is shinny most days and weather is really good to do any outdoor activity L)
Since my last relationship I've been living alone and without too much social activity, but even then, I had a few sporadic relationships with spanish women.
I've just readed that you are xx years old, have a PHD in Physics Sciences, theoremas in complex multi Gaussian fields under Uranium influences.
You like dancing, traveling and like me, you love watching a movie in cinemas instead of in TV.
I think we can be twin souls. I'm looking for a pretty and young woman, sweet and calm. You don't understand any spanish word and I don't understand any russian, so I think this will be a very grateful advantage for you and me... without speaking between us, Im really sure we won't discuss.
As I were saying, you pics are really sweet and I wish you were really the girl pictured, not a fat and ugly marine seal.
In your pics, I can't really appreciate the size of your breasts. I'm from a very rare religious split that thinks that the soul splendor is projected inside the breasts, so if you're less than a 34DD, please, don't anwser to this mail, since I'm really a very relogious guy.
Excuse me if I'm being too direct, but as spaniards say: "Things clear and chocolate thick". If you didn't understand last phrase, don't worry, it's not important, but the "less than 34DD, NO, COÑO, NO!!!" really do.
I'm very romantic. Here the spaniards demonstrates the love to a woman transforming our voice into a saint's one. "Torrente" is one of ours, so I'm sure that you'll be very pleasant with me each time I tell you "vamos, chata, hazme una little cleaning of my spade before I left home for going to work, que tengo las cantimploras llenas de amor!!!!, come'on swallow, swallow!!!"
You like dancing and I like watching a beautiful girl dance for me, specially if you are wearing a "chacha" look.
With me, your PHD is irrelevant, I don't mind even if you don't know how to make an "O" with a "laugh cigarrete".
Hope you are in love with me as I'm in love with you, my beautiful and sweet poppy.
:mparto :mparto :mparto :mparto :hail :hail :hail :hail
Me encantaría mandar un mensaje así algún día :juas.
Un saludete.
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In your pics, I can't really appreciate the size of your breasts. I'm from a very rare religious split that thinks that the soul splendor is projected inside the breasts, so if you're less than a 34DD, please, don't anwser to this mail, since I'm really a very relogious guy.
Dios, esta me la guardo para futuras conversaciones con hembras humanas.
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Excuse me if I'm being too direct, but as spaniards say: "Things clear and chocolate thick". If you didn't understand last phrase, don't worry, it's not important, but the "less than 34DD, NO, COÑO, NO!!!" really do.
Y esta es simplemente descojonante :lol:lol:lol:lol
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Vaya como no entiendo nada de inglés me estoy perdiendo estas perlas de sabiduria, si alguien puede hacer una traducción de las mejores frases me hariais un favor. :agradable
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With me, your PHD is irrelevant, I don't mind even if you don't know how to make an "O" with a "laugh cigarrete".
:mparto:mparto:mparto
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a mi rusas no me escriben... PERO HOY ME HA TOCADO LA LOTERIA!!!
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NEDERLAND NATIONAL STAATS
LOTTOERY PROMOTION DEPARTMENT:
In view of the yearly sweepstake of the above named organization held on the 28th of January 2008, your e-mail ID has won in our sweepstake program, this invariably means that you have emerged as the prize recipient of (750,000.00 Euros) in the category "B" with an allocated sum of 7,500,000.00 Euros (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand Euros) shared among the first Ten (10) lucky winners.
Ticket Number: NL/CFD791/NN8C
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Contact the Claim Officer Dept
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Tel: 0031-641747226
Fax: 0031-847595514
You are
also advice to provide the following information and call your claim agent Mr. Eric Brawn to confirm your winning details for processing of your prize only if you are interested:
Names:
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Congratulations!
Mrs. Faith Van Dirk.
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Re: Las Rusas Que Buscan La Pasta O A La Persona
Buah. A mi me tocó la semana pasada. :cafe
Manu1oo1
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Pues a mi me tocó 4 o 5 veces en diferentes cuentas que tengo :cafe